Some of my favorite conversations with one of my favorite people:

*sees cookies* I can haz cookies?
You can haz English class first, son.
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Dude, everybody loves cake!
Not true.
Prove it.
What about people who are allergic to gluten? Guess what's in cake...
Gluten?
No. BREAD. Guess what's in bread- GLUTEN.
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What game is that?
Infector.
Shouldn't you be studying for finals?
Yes, yes I should.
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How well can you draw?
Sort of OK I guess.
Can you draw TF/TG?
Is that a fish? 'Cause I can draw great fish.
*after laughing* No, it stands for transformation/transgender.
I can draw some AWESOME transgender fish!
*still laughing*
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You want me to draw you something?
Sure, make all of us (our group of friends) zombies.
Okay, which one do you want to be?
*after some thought*... The one with the tongue.
Okay... wait, what?
You know, the one with the tongue.
You're gonna have to be more specific.
Well, it... has a tongue.
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I'm gonna post this conversation on deviantART.
Really? No you're not- you won't remember.

I just did.
And I do.